Second Skin Neck Brace
Are you Master of the Jewels? Or Clerk of the Hanaper? Perhaps Master of the Rolls, Lord Privy Seal, Vicar-General and/or Vice-Gerent in Spirituals? Well then, not a drop of your blue blood should be spilled by a woken Lumpenproletariat on some misdirected, demented scavenger hunt for aristocrats!
“…the ultimate accessory in an April dystopia you hastened…”
- Rudolf E. A. von Havenstein
Former President of the Reichsbank and current Kleptocracy Ombudsman
Costs less than a TLTRO!
New! From Eurodollar Enterprises
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