The New Eurodollar Enterprises Dictionary of Echo-Nomics

Lexicographic breakthroughs occur but once a saeculum. In 1732, Poor Richard presented his Almanack. In 1843, the Merriams acquired Webster’s anthology. In 1911, the Devil delivered his Dictionary. Now, in 2021, this breakthrough philological offering for the offshore economist!

“…the esteemed pages of The Economist written in contradiction…”

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Friends, are you confused by the financial press? Are the pretty people on Bloomberg speaking in paradox? Are the esteemed pages of The Economist written in contradiction? Then The New Eurodollar Enterprises Dictionary of Echo-Nomics is for you!

Yes, from AbeMoronics to ZIRP (Zero Interesting, Reasonable Policies) confidently leaf through your folio to define Yellenism, Powellution and Greenspam. "Money", a noun, is defined as "a blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it." What is a synonym for "Wealth"? Impunity. What is the compound word for making economics erotic? "Bernanke-panky". The New Eurodollar Enterprises Dictionary of Echo-Nomics!

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